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Edward Low Was Not Management Material 1720s ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Every Bad Boss You Ever Had ~ Has a Patron Saint

Edward Low ran a pirate crew from about 1721 to 1724 and was known, even among pirates, for how badly he treated anyone unlucky enough to be captured. Then around 1724 he vanishes from the record. Nobody is sure what became of him, and nobody seems to have gone looking.

  • For the survivor of a terrible manager: Buy it for the friend still telling stories about that one boss, the coworker who kept the HR email, and anyone whose exit interview could have been a documentary.
  • Performance review, overdue: Three years of cruelty, zero promotions, and an exit nobody bothered to record.
  • Reported to: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where the worst manager in the trade finally gets written up.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure