Down With the Rum ~ Ornament
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Down With the Rum ~ A Captain's Common Mistake
Tradition says a captain stays with her ship until the very end. Nothing in the rules says she has to finish every bottle on board first. A little restraint saves the voyage, though not always the night.
- Party Captain: For the friend who hosts the boat and forgets to pace herself.
- Gentle Roast: Funny for anyone remembered for one particular sunset cruise.
- Nautical Wisdom: Leadership advice disguised as a pun.
Some keepsakes go in a chest; this one goes on a branch at eye level. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hang it with the string it comes with, and wipe it with a damp cloth when the tinsel gets clingy.
