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Down With the Rum ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Down With the Rum ~ A Captain's Common Mistake

Tradition says a captain stays with her ship until the very end. Nothing in the rules says she has to finish every bottle on board first. A little restraint saves the voyage, though not always the night.

  • Party Captain: For the friend who hosts the boat and forgets to pace herself.
  • Gentle Roast: Funny for anyone remembered for one particular sunset cruise.
  • Nautical Wisdom: Leadership advice disguised as a pun.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood