Down With the Rum ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Down With the Rum ~ A Captain's Common Mistake

Tradition says a captain stays with her ship until the very end. Nothing in the rules says she has to finish every bottle on board first. A little restraint saves the voyage, though not always the night.

• Party Captain: For the friend who hosts the boat and forgets to pace herself.
• Gentle Roast: Funny for anyone remembered for one particular sunset cruise.
• Nautical Wisdom: Leadership advice disguised as a pun.