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Down With the Rum ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Down With the Rum ~ A Captain's Common Mistake

Tradition says a captain stays with her ship until the very end. Nothing in the rules says she has to finish every bottle on board first. A little restraint saves the voyage, though not always the night.

  • Party Captain: For the friend who hosts the boat and forgets to pace herself.
  • Gentle Roast: Funny for anyone remembered for one particular sunset cruise.
  • Nautical Wisdom: Leadership advice disguised as a pun.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer