Doubloons Accepted Credit Cards Tolerated ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Doubloons Accepted Credit Cards Tolerated ~ Cash Gets a Smile
Every market stall has its own banking policy, and this one is clear. Gold is welcome, folding money is lovely, and the card reader will be found, eventually, somewhere under the receipts. Chip and pin was never part of the dream.
- The Market Vendor's Motto: For whoever runs a booth and has said we take cards with a visible sigh.
- A Gift for the Shop Owner: Give it to the small-business friend whose till has a sense of humour about processing fees.
- Currency Desk of the Loot Line: Trading within X Marks the Loot, where old coins are still the preferred way to pay.
Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood



