Doubloons Accepted Credit Cards Tolerated ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Doubloons Accepted Credit Cards Tolerated ~ Cash Gets a Smile
Every market stall has its own banking policy, and this one is clear. Gold is welcome, folding money is lovely, and the card reader will be found, eventually, somewhere under the receipts. Chip and pin was never part of the dream.
- The Market Vendor's Motto: For whoever runs a booth and has said we take cards with a visible sigh.
- A Gift for the Shop Owner: Give it to the small-business friend whose till has a sense of humour about processing fees.
- Currency Desk of the Loot Line: Trading within X Marks the Loot, where old coins are still the preferred way to pay.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
