Doubloons Accepted Credit Cards Tolerated ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Doubloons Accepted Credit Cards Tolerated ~ Cash Gets a Smile
Every market stall has its own banking policy, and this one is clear. Gold is welcome, folding money is lovely, and the card reader will be found, eventually, somewhere under the receipts. Chip and pin was never part of the dream.
- The Market Vendor's Motto: For whoever runs a booth and has said we take cards with a visible sigh.
- A Gift for the Shop Owner: Give it to the small-business friend whose till has a sense of humour about processing fees.
- Currency Desk of the Loot Line: Trading within X Marks the Loot, where old coins are still the preferred way to pay.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
