Do Not Wake the Kraken He's Had a Long Century ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Resting ~ Please Return in a Hundred Years

The couch has a dent, the blanket has a name, and the afternoon has been cleared for sleep. Ancient things rise when they are ready, and this one is not ready, and the doorbell can wait.

• For the professional napper: Ideal for the dad asleep in the recliner by two, the shift worker whose blackout curtains are load-bearing, and anyone who has texted 'five more minutes' at noon.
• Wake conditions: Fire, flood, or the smell of bacon. Nothing else qualifies.
• Dozing in: Part of Here Be Monsters, lights off.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood