Do Not Wake the Kraken He's Had a Long Century ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Resting ~ Please Return in a Hundred Years
The couch has a dent, the blanket has a name, and the afternoon has been cleared for sleep. Ancient things rise when they are ready, and this one is not ready, and the doorbell can wait.
- For the professional napper: Ideal for the dad asleep in the recliner by two, the shift worker whose blackout curtains are load-bearing, and anyone who has texted 'five more minutes' at noon.
- Wake conditions: Fire, flood, or the smell of bacon. Nothing else qualifies.
- Dozing in: Part of Here Be Monsters, lights off.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
