Do Not Wake the Kraken He's Had a Long Century ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Resting ~ Please Return in a Hundred Years
The couch has a dent, the blanket has a name, and the afternoon has been cleared for sleep. Ancient things rise when they are ready, and this one is not ready, and the doorbell can wait.
- For the professional napper: Ideal for the dad asleep in the recliner by two, the shift worker whose blackout curtains are load-bearing, and anyone who has texted 'five more minutes' at noon.
- Wake conditions: Fire, flood, or the smell of bacon. Nothing else qualifies.
- Dozing in: Part of Here Be Monsters, lights off.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
