Do Not Wake the Kraken He's Had a Long Century ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Resting ~ Please Return in a Hundred Years

The couch has a dent, the blanket has a name, and the afternoon has been cleared for sleep. Ancient things rise when they are ready, and this one is not ready, and the doorbell can wait.

• For the professional napper: Ideal for the dad asleep in the recliner by two, the shift worker whose blackout curtains are load-bearing, and anyone who has texted 'five more minutes' at noon.
• Wake conditions: Fire, flood, or the smell of bacon. Nothing else qualifies.
• Dozing in: Part of Here Be Monsters, lights off.