Do Not Take Life Advice From a Man in a Tricorn Hat ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Do Not Take Life Advice From a Man in a Tricorn Hat ~ Yet Here We Are
Fair warning for anyone with a dad, an uncle or a mate at the bar who dispenses wisdom nobody requested. The counsel is terrible, the delivery is excellent, and you will follow it anyway.
- Uncle at the Barbecue: He has opinions on your car, your career and your marriage, and only one of them is about the car.
- Best Man Material: Buy it for the friend whose speech should have been reviewed by a lawyer.
- Bad Advisor's Badge: A public health notice disguised as a compliment for the worst consultant you love.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
