Do Not Take Life Advice From a Man in a Tricorn Hat ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Do Not Take Life Advice From a Man in a Tricorn Hat ~ Yet Here We Are
Fair warning for anyone with a dad, an uncle or a mate at the bar who dispenses wisdom nobody requested. The counsel is terrible, the delivery is excellent, and you will follow it anyway.
- Uncle at the Barbecue: He has opinions on your car, your career and your marriage, and only one of them is about the car.
- Best Man Material: Buy it for the friend whose speech should have been reviewed by a lawyer.
- Bad Advisor's Badge: A public health notice disguised as a compliment for the worst consultant you love.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
