Do Not Perceive Me I Am in International Waters ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid

Legally Invisible ~ Twelve Miles Offshore

The neighbor waved. The coworker said 'we should grab lunch'. A stranger made eye contact in the produce aisle. All of it is being handled the only way that works: by declaring the self a sovereign vessel beyond anyone's jurisdiction.

• For the homebody with a plan: Buy it for the friend who cancels while already in pajamas, the sister whose ideal weekend involves zero witnesses, and anyone who has pretended not to see a neighbor at the mailbox.
• Jurisdiction: Not your waters. Not your business. Not here.
• Anchored out past: Part of Modern Scoundrels, international limits.

Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew