Do Not Perceive Me I Am in International Waters ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Legally Invisible ~ Twelve Miles Offshore

The neighbor waved. The coworker said 'we should grab lunch'. A stranger made eye contact in the produce aisle. All of it is being handled the only way that works: by declaring the self a sovereign vessel beyond anyone's jurisdiction.

• For the homebody with a plan: Buy it for the friend who cancels while already in pajamas, the sister whose ideal weekend involves zero witnesses, and anyone who has pretended not to see a neighbor at the mailbox.
• Jurisdiction: Not your waters. Not your business. Not here.
• Anchored out past: Part of Modern Scoundrels, international limits.