Dessert Is Mine ~ Ornament
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Dessert Is Mine ~ First to the Dessert Table, Every Year
Slander arrives at the feast with excellent manners and a clear plan. He greets the hosts, compliments the cooks and then claims the final slice of pie before anyone else has picked up a fork. History will remember the victory.
- Thanksgiving Table Heroes: For the relative who always gets the last piece and never feels bad about it.
- Pie Lovers: A grin for anyone who skips the turkey and plans the whole meal around dessert.
- Family Feast Humor: Made for holiday gatherings where the leftovers are a competitive sport.
Some keepsakes go in a chest; this one goes on a branch at eye level. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hang it with the string it comes with, and wipe it with a damp cloth when the tinsel gets clingy.
