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Dessert Is Mine ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug

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Dessert Is Mine ~ First to the Dessert Table, Every Year

Pete arrives at the feast with excellent manners and a clear plan. He greets the hosts, compliments the cooks and then claims the final slice of pie before anyone else has picked up a fork. History will remember the victory.

  • Thanksgiving Table Heroes: For the relative who always gets the last piece and never feels bad about it.
  • Pie Lovers: A grin for anyone who skips the turkey and plans the whole meal around dessert.
  • Family Feast Humor: Made for holiday gatherings where the leftovers are a competitive sport.


Even pirates need their morning brew before raising the anchor ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz for a quick cup or 15 oz for the long haul, with a comfortable C handle and your design front and center ~ fill it with coffee, tea or something stronger after sunset, Damien won't tell