Dead Men Dance Badly ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Dead Men Dance Badly ~ The Silence Was Never the Problem

The old warning about keeping quiet gets a far more embarrassing sequel. Skeletons may keep secrets, but nobody can hide those moves. Rhythm, it turns out, does not survive the afterlife.

• Wedding Dancer: For the uncle who clears the floor every reception.
• Halloween Party: A spooky laugh without the gore.
• Dance Floor Truth: Bad moves are forever.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood