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Dead Men Dance Badly ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Dead Men Dance Badly ~ The Silence Was Never the Problem

The old warning about keeping quiet gets a far more embarrassing sequel. Skeletons may keep secrets, but nobody can hide those moves. Rhythm, it turns out, does not survive the afterlife.

  • Wedding Dancer: For the uncle who clears the floor every reception.
  • Halloween Party: A spooky laugh without the gore.
  • Dance Floor Truth: Bad moves are forever.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure