Dead Men Dance Badly ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Dead Men Dance Badly ~ The Silence Was Never the Problem
The old warning about keeping quiet gets a far more embarrassing sequel. Skeletons may keep secrets, but nobody can hide those moves. Rhythm, it turns out, does not survive the afterlife.
- Wedding Dancer: For the uncle who clears the floor every reception.
- Halloween Party: A spooky laugh without the gore.
- Dance Floor Truth: Bad moves are forever.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer



