Free shipping on all orders over $99

Dead Men Dance Badly ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Size

Color

  • Happiness Guaranteed ~ 30-Day Returns
  • For the Beautifully Disreputable
  • Ships Fast from USA
  • Designed by Damien, Founder

Description

Dead Men Dance Badly ~ The Silence Was Never the Problem

The old warning about keeping quiet gets a far more embarrassing sequel. Skeletons may keep secrets, but nobody can hide those moves. Rhythm, it turns out, does not survive the afterlife.

  • Wedding Dancer: For the uncle who clears the floor every reception.
  • Halloween Party: A spooky laugh without the gore.
  • Dance Floor Truth: Bad moves are forever.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer