Dead Man's Happy Hour ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Dead Man's Happy Hour ~ No Questions Asked
The tavern in Port Misbehavior keeps one rule and keeps it well. Whatever brought a regular through the door at four in the afternoon stays unasked and unanswered.
- For the Bartender: A gift for the one who remembers the order, forgets the details, and never looks surprised.
- Regulars Only: Belongs to anyone with a regular stool and a standing order.
- Pirates After Dark: Poured straight from the collection where happy hour is a sacrament and discretion is the tip.
Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood



