Dead Man's Happy Hour ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Dead Man's Happy Hour ~ No Questions Asked

The tavern in Port Misbehavior keeps one rule and keeps it well. Whatever brought a regular through the door at four in the afternoon stays unasked and unanswered.

• For the Bartender: A gift for the one who remembers the order, forgets the details, and never looks surprised.
• Regulars Only: Belongs to anyone with a regular stool and a standing order.
• Pirates After Dark: Poured straight from the collection where happy hour is a sacrament and discretion is the tip.