Dead Man's Happy Hour ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Dead Man's Happy Hour ~ No Questions Asked
The tavern in Port Misbehavior keeps one rule and keeps it well. Whatever brought a regular through the door at four in the afternoon stays unasked and unanswered.
- For the Bartender: A gift for the one who remembers the order, forgets the details, and never looks surprised.
- Regulars Only: Belongs to anyone with a regular stool and a standing order.
- Pirates After Dark: Poured straight from the collection where happy hour is a sacrament and discretion is the tip.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
