Davy Jones' Locker Lost and Found No Refunds ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Sunglasses, Keys, Dignity ~ All Filed Below

Three pairs of sunglasses this summer alone, one phone, a wedding band that came off in the surf, and a flip-flop presumably halfway to Portugal. Everything the ocean takes gets filed in one place, and the counter is closed.

• For the serial loser of things: Buy it for the beach friend who rents snorkels because buying is pointless, the boater with a glovebox of replacement keys, and anyone who has watched a hat sail away.
• Return policy: All items are held indefinitely at the bottom of the sea. Claims are not processed.
• Inventoried by: Part of Here Be Monsters, lower level.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood