Davy Jones' Locker Lost and Found No Refunds ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
Sunglasses, Keys, Dignity ~ All Filed Below
Three pairs of sunglasses this summer alone, one phone, a wedding band that came off in the surf, and a flip-flop presumably halfway to Portugal. Everything the ocean takes gets filed in one place, and the counter is closed.
- For the serial loser of things: Buy it for the beach friend who rents snorkels because buying is pointless, the boater with a glovebox of replacement keys, and anyone who has watched a hat sail away.
- Return policy: All items are held indefinitely at the bottom of the sea. Claims are not processed.
- Inventoried by: Part of Here Be Monsters, lower level.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
