Dark and a Little Dangerous ~ Ornament

Dark and a Little Dangerous ~ Her Type, Served Neat

Recognize the classic setup, then wait for the punch. She knows exactly what she orders at the bar and exactly who she flirts with afterward. Neither one is sweet.

• Flirt Forward: For the woman who reads the cocktail menu and the room at the same time.
• Girls Trip Pick: Starts conversations at every dockside bar.
• Taste Test: High standards, low innocence.

Tie it to a gift bag and the wrapping becomes half the present. This round Pirate Dayz ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with a hanging string, and it asks only for a damp cloth now and then.