Customer Service Voice Pirate Inner Voice ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Smiling Out Loud ~ Cursing Internally

'Absolutely, I'd be happy to help with that.' Behind the headset, a very different sentence has formed, one with cannon fire in it. Eight hours a day, two voices, and only one is allowed on the recorded line.

• For the frontline professional: Buy it for the barista, the nurse at intake, the retail manager in December, and anyone who has said 'have a great day' to someone who did not deserve it.
• Quality assurance note: This call may be monitored. The inner monologue is off the record.
• Clocking out at: Part of Modern Scoundrels, after the last customer.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood