Customer Service Voice Pirate Inner Voice ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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Smiling Out Loud ~ Cursing Internally
'Absolutely, I'd be happy to help with that.' Behind the headset, a very different sentence has formed, one with cannon fire in it. Eight hours a day, two voices, and only one is allowed on the recorded line.
- For the frontline professional: Buy it for the barista, the nurse at intake, the retail manager in December, and anyone who has said 'have a great day' to someone who did not deserve it.
- Quality assurance note: This call may be monitored. The inner monologue is off the record.
- Clocking out at: Part of Modern Scoundrels, after the last customer.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
