Customer Service Voice Pirate Inner Voice ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Smiling Out Loud ~ Cursing Internally
'Absolutely, I'd be happy to help with that.' Behind the headset, a very different sentence has formed, one with cannon fire in it. Eight hours a day, two voices, and only one is allowed on the recorded line.
- For the frontline professional: Buy it for the barista, the nurse at intake, the retail manager in December, and anyone who has said 'have a great day' to someone who did not deserve it.
- Quality assurance note: This call may be monitored. The inner monologue is off the record.
- Clocking out at: Part of Modern Scoundrels, after the last customer.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
