Currently Tied Up in Port ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Currently Tied Up in Port ~ Taken, and Not Complaining

Married people on a cruise still get chatted up at the bar, which is flattering, and still need a polite way to end it, which is this. Status explained, no rings inspected. The innuendo arrives about three seconds later and makes the whole thing funnier.

• Happily Taken Gift: For the spouse who enjoys being noticed and enjoys declining even more.
• Anniversary Cruise Ready: Reads as a harbour report at breakfast and a cheeky confession by the late show.
• Berth Assignment: Docked in Pirates After Dark, where tied up means exactly what the reader wants it to mean.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood