Currently Tied Up in Port ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Currently Tied Up in Port ~ Taken, and Not Complaining
Married people on a cruise still get chatted up at the bar, which is flattering, and still need a polite way to end it, which is this. Status explained, no rings inspected. The innuendo arrives about three seconds later and makes the whole thing funnier.
- Happily Taken Gift: For the spouse who enjoys being noticed and enjoys declining even more.
- Anniversary Cruise Ready: Reads as a harbour report at breakfast and a cheeky confession by the late show.
- Berth Assignment: Docked in Pirates After Dark, where tied up means exactly what the reader wants it to mean.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
