Currently Tied Up in Port ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Currently Tied Up in Port ~ Taken, and Not Complaining
Married people on a cruise still get chatted up at the bar, which is flattering, and still need a polite way to end it, which is this. Status explained, no rings inspected. The innuendo arrives about three seconds later and makes the whole thing funnier.
- Happily Taken Gift: For the spouse who enjoys being noticed and enjoys declining even more.
- Anniversary Cruise Ready: Reads as a harbour report at breakfast and a cheeky confession by the late show.
- Berth Assignment: Docked in Pirates After Dark, where tied up means exactly what the reader wants it to mean.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
