Crab Command ~ Ornament

Crab Command ~ Leadership Is Lonely, and Pinchy

Slander finally got his own crew, and it turned out to be eight sideways deckhands who answer every order with a snap. Nobody listens, everybody pinches and the ship keeps going in circles. Morale reports are not encouraging.

• New Managers: For anyone who got promoted and discovered the team has claws.
• Teachers and Coaches: A laugh for the people herding a room full of tiny opinions every day.
• Beach Crab Hunters: Made for the shoreline crowd who know exactly how a crab argues back.

Hang it on the tree, the rear-view mirror or the hook by the rum shelf. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; both come with a hanging string and wipe clean with a damp cloth.