Corrupted by a Parrot ~ Ornament
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Corrupted by a Parrot ~ Innocence Lost Somewhere Near the Galley
Nobody starts out naughty. Then a feathered troublemaker moves in, teaches you a few phrases and suddenly your manners are a distant memory. Blame the bird.
- Scapegoat Ready: A convenient excuse for any behavior at the next party.
- Bird Owner Humor: Every person whose parrot learned the wrong words will laugh.
- Origin Story: Every scoundrel needs a villain backstory.
Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.
