Corrupted by a Parrot ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Corrupted by a Parrot ~ Innocence Lost Somewhere Near the Galley

Nobody starts out naughty. Then a feathered troublemaker moves in, teaches you a few phrases and suddenly your manners are a distant memory. Blame the bird.

• Scapegoat Ready: A convenient excuse for any behavior at the next party.
• Bird Owner Humor: Every person whose parrot learned the wrong words will laugh.
• Origin Story: Every scoundrel needs a villain backstory.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood