Corrupted by a Parrot ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Corrupted by a Parrot ~ Innocence Lost Somewhere Near the Galley
Nobody starts out naughty. Then a feathered troublemaker moves in, teaches you a few phrases and suddenly your manners are a distant memory. Blame the bird.
- Scapegoat Ready: A convenient excuse for any behavior at the next party.
- Bird Owner Humor: Every person whose parrot learned the wrong words will laugh.
- Origin Story: Every scoundrel needs a villain backstory.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
