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Common Sense Last Seen Overboard ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Common Sense Last Seen Overboard ~ Search Called Off

It went over somewhere around the second cocktail and nobody has looked very hard for it since. For the coworker who microwaves fish and the friend who replies to scam texts to see what happens.

  • Missing Persons Report: Last sighting unconfirmed, recovery unlikely, morale surprisingly high.
  • Office Chaos Agent: Secret Santa for the colleague whose desk is a hazard and whose ideas are worse.
  • Friend Who Needs Supervision: They know they are chaos, and now the whole beach knows too.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood