Common Sense Last Seen Overboard ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Common Sense Last Seen Overboard ~ Search Called Off
It went over somewhere around the second cocktail and nobody has looked very hard for it since. For the coworker who microwaves fish and the friend who replies to scam texts to see what happens.
- Missing Persons Report: Last sighting unconfirmed, recovery unlikely, morale surprisingly high.
- Office Chaos Agent: Secret Santa for the colleague whose desk is a hazard and whose ideas are worse.
- Friend Who Needs Supervision: They know they are chaos, and now the whole beach knows too.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure



