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Common Sense Last Seen Overboard ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Common Sense Last Seen Overboard ~ Search Called Off

It went over somewhere around the second cocktail and nobody has looked very hard for it since. For the coworker who microwaves fish and the friend who replies to scam texts to see what happens.

  • Missing Persons Report: Last sighting unconfirmed, recovery unlikely, morale surprisingly high.
  • Office Chaos Agent: Secret Santa for the colleague whose desk is a hazard and whose ideas are worse.
  • Friend Who Needs Supervision: They know they are chaos, and now the whole beach knows too.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer