Captain of Absolutely Nothing Still in Charge ~ Ornament
$9.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
No Crew, No Ship ~ Orders Continue Anyway
There is no fleet. There is no title. There is a kitchen, a thermostat, a grill, and a remote control, and all four are commanded with the confidence of someone who has never been voted in.
- For the household authority: A gift for the dad who narrates his own grilling, the grandfather who directs traffic in his driveway, and the friend who appointed himself leader of a trip nobody asked him to lead.
- Command structure: Reports to no one. Reported by everyone.
- Commanding from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, from the good chair.
Secret Santa, white elephant or a captain's swap at the office party: this one gets stolen first. Ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, string included, easy care with a damp cloth.
