Captain of Absolutely Nothing Still in Charge ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug
$16.49
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Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
No Crew, No Ship ~ Orders Continue Anyway
There is no fleet. There is no title. There is a kitchen, a thermostat, a grill, and a remote control, and all four are commanded with the confidence of someone who has never been voted in.
- For the household authority: A gift for the dad who narrates his own grilling, the grandfather who directs traffic in his driveway, and the friend who appointed himself leader of a trip nobody asked him to lead.
- Command structure: Reports to no one. Reported by everyone.
- Commanding from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, from the good chair.
Even pirates need their morning brew before raising the anchor ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz for a quick cup or 15 oz for the long haul, with a comfortable C handle and your design front and center ~ fill it with coffee, tea or something stronger after sunset, Damien won't tell
