Captain of Absolutely Nothing Still in Charge ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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No Crew, No Ship ~ Orders Continue Anyway
There is no fleet. There is no title. There is a kitchen, a thermostat, a grill, and a remote control, and all four are commanded with the confidence of someone who has never been voted in.
- For the household authority: A gift for the dad who narrates his own grilling, the grandfather who directs traffic in his driveway, and the friend who appointed himself leader of a trip nobody asked him to lead.
- Command structure: Reports to no one. Reported by everyone.
- Commanding from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, from the good chair.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
