Captain of Absolutely Nothing Still in Charge ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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No Crew, No Ship ~ Orders Continue Anyway
There is no fleet. There is no title. There is a kitchen, a thermostat, a grill, and a remote control, and all four are commanded with the confidence of someone who has never been voted in.
- For the household authority: A gift for the dad who narrates his own grilling, the grandfather who directs traffic in his driveway, and the friend who appointed himself leader of a trip nobody asked him to lead.
- Command structure: Reports to no one. Reported by everyone.
- Commanding from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, from the good chair.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
