Captain of Absolutely Nothing Still in Charge ~ Comfort Colors Tee

No Crew, No Ship ~ Orders Continue Anyway

There is no fleet. There is no title. There is a kitchen, a thermostat, a grill, and a remote control, and all four are commanded with the confidence of someone who has never been voted in.

• For the household authority: A gift for the dad who narrates his own grilling, the grandfather who directs traffic in his driveway, and the friend who appointed himself leader of a trip nobody asked him to lead.
• Command structure: Reports to no one. Reported by everyone.
• Commanding from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, from the good chair.