Captain of Absolutely Nothing Still in Charge ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid
$31.49
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No Crew, No Ship ~ Orders Continue Anyway
There is no fleet. There is no title. There is a kitchen, a thermostat, a grill, and a remote control, and all four are commanded with the confidence of someone who has never been voted in.
- For the household authority: A gift for the dad who narrates his own grilling, the grandfather who directs traffic in his driveway, and the friend who appointed himself leader of a trip nobody asked him to lead.
- Command structure: Reports to no one. Reported by everyone.
- Commanding from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, from the good chair.
Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew
