Captain Mom Mutiny Will Not Be Tolerated ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Curfew Enforced ~ Eye Rolls Logged

The crew is fifteen and sixteen, armed with phones, and convinced they could run this household better. The captain has heard the complaints, read the manifesto and taken away the car keys.

• For mothers of teenagers: The woman who knows every password, every excuse and exactly how long the mall stays open.
• Mother's Day with a warning label: Let the kids give her this and admit, for once, who is in charge.
• Rules the Pirate Queens collection: Where the household captain outranks everyone, including the dog.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood