Captain Mom Mutiny Will Not Be Tolerated ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Curfew Enforced ~ Eye Rolls Logged
The crew is fifteen and sixteen, armed with phones, and convinced they could run this household better. The captain has heard the complaints, read the manifesto and taken away the car keys.
- For mothers of teenagers: The woman who knows every password, every excuse and exactly how long the mall stays open.
- Mother's Day with a warning label: Let the kids give her this and admit, for once, who is in charge.
- Rules the Pirate Queens collection: Where the household captain outranks everyone, including the dog.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
