Captain Mom Mutiny Will Not Be Tolerated ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Curfew Enforced ~ Eye Rolls Logged
The crew is fifteen and sixteen, armed with phones, and convinced they could run this household better. The captain has heard the complaints, read the manifesto and taken away the car keys.
- For mothers of teenagers: The woman who knows every password, every excuse and exactly how long the mall stays open.
- Mother's Day with a warning label: Let the kids give her this and admit, for once, who is in charge.
- Rules the Pirate Queens collection: Where the household captain outranks everyone, including the dog.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
