Captain by Title Lost by Nature ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Captain on Paper ~ Passenger in Practice

The GPS was consulted. The GPS was ignored. Three hours later the cove looks nothing like the one in the photo, and the crew has stopped asking how much farther because they know the answer is a shrug.

• For the dad who owns the helm: He bought the boat, he named the boat, and he has never once found the sandbar on the first try.
• Grandpa-approved: Perfect for the man who tells the same story about the wrong channel marker every single summer.
• A Father's Day gift with a wake: Give it before the next launch and let the family explain what it means at the ramp.